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English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Grammar is sexy.
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~ Monday, January 23 ~
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~ Friday, December 16 ~
i can’t get past the incorrect punctuation.
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~ Tuesday, December 6 ~
(Source: tiger-foxes)
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~ Sunday, October 23 ~
Overheard in restaurant:
- Customer: Yeah, and some ice cream alimony.
- Waiter: ...Sorry?
- Customer: Ice cream alimony. For dessert.
- Waiter: OH, 'a la mode'. So do you want pie a la mode?
- Customer: No... Ice cream alin-mode.
- Waiter: But 'a la mode' means 'with ice cream'.
- Customer: Exactly.
- Waiter: Sorry, 'ice cream a la mode' would be ice cream with ice cream.
- Customer: Yeah, whatever. Give me pie then.
- Waiter: What kind of ice cream would you like?
- Customer: Vanilla alin-mode.
- Waiter: ...Alright.
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~ Friday, October 21 ~
Winston Churchill, fighting the good fight.
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~ Monday, October 3 ~
You mean “you’re,” you fucking idiot.
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~ Saturday, September 10 ~
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~ Friday, September 9 ~
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~ Thursday, August 11 ~
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