English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

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~ Monday, January 23 ~
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~ Tuesday, December 20 ~
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(Source: sawacs)

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~ Friday, December 16 ~
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emmyjoleigh8:

i can’t get past the incorrect punctuation.

emmyjoleigh8:

i can’t get past the incorrect punctuation.

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~ Tuesday, December 6 ~
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~ Sunday, October 23 ~
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Overheard in restaurant:

  • Customer: Yeah, and some ice cream alimony.
  • Waiter: ...Sorry?
  • Customer: Ice cream alimony. For dessert.
  • Waiter: OH, 'a la mode'. So do you want pie a la mode?
  • Customer: No... Ice cream alin-mode.
  • Waiter: But 'a la mode' means 'with ice cream'.
  • Customer: Exactly.
  • Waiter: Sorry, 'ice cream a la mode' would be ice cream with ice cream.
  • Customer: Yeah, whatever. Give me pie then.
  • Waiter: What kind of ice cream would you like?
  • Customer: Vanilla alin-mode.
  • Waiter: ...Alright.
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~ Friday, October 21 ~
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edcunningham:

Winston Churchill, fighting the good fight.

edcunningham:

Winston Churchill, fighting the good fight.

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~ Monday, October 3 ~
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You mean “you’re,” you fucking idiot.

You mean “you’re,” you fucking idiot.

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~ Saturday, September 10 ~
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~ Friday, September 9 ~
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~ Thursday, August 11 ~
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