English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Dear Stupid People,

ksimkus:

Today I’m going to teach you the difference between the words specific and Pacific.  

• Specific describes something of a special, precise, or particular kind.  I enjoy this specific kind of coffee.

• The Pacific is an ocean.

These words are not interchangeable.  K?

(Source: helloimkristin)

You’re Fucking Welcome.

ahoyyhunter:

Dear people of social networking,

please reference the below before pressing ‘send’ - otherwise, you look fucking stupid.

They’re — They fucking are.

Their — Shows fucking possession.

There — Specifies a fucking location.

You’re — You fucking are.

Your — Shows fucking possession.

We’re — We fucking are.

Were — Past fucking tense of ‘are’.

Where — Specifies a fucking location.

TA-FUCKING-DA